The Deuce, NASA and Muslim Self Esteem

"It is not only my right, but my civic duty, to ridicule the ridiculous."

Robert Heinlein


"NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his "foremost" mission as the head of America's space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world.

Though international diplomacy would seem well outside NASA's orbit, Bolden said in an interview with Al Jazeera that strengthening those ties was among the top tasks President Obama assigned him. He said better interaction with the Muslim world would ultimately advance space travel."

Muslim nations list "Top Ten Ways Interaction With Us Would Advance Space Travel."

10. The Koran Code...secret to faster-than-light travel!

9. If we can live in Afghanistan you KNOW we can live on the Moon.

8. Oil! "Greener" than your infidel rocket fuel.

7. ET getting upitty? JIHAD! Reasonable rates.* ( Jihad subject to conversion ).
6. Highly experienced with short range rockets. Just ask the Jews.

5. Two out of three Muslim doctors recommend clitorectomies in zero gravity.

4. Nip those embarrassing astronaut love triangles in the bud. Nobody does honor killings like us.

3. We've got the world's leading technology on turbans and burqas suitable for space.

2. Got killer asteroids? Troublesome spy satellites? We've got suicide bombers for every occasion.

1. We've got an unlimited supply of potential astronauts. They can't take off or land, but they're good at colliding...uh, we mean docking."

* Degrading advanced cultures via slow illegal immigration extra. See France and England for details.

Allah Akbar!