Mr. Quarter's Thoughts on Life and Noah's Ark

1. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
2. Critics can go pound sand. Trust yourself; you know what’s right.
3. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by pros.
4. Always aim to land on the high ground.
5. Speed isn't always an advantage; remember that turtles boarded the Ark with cheetahs.
7. Woodpeckers inside an Ark are a greater threat than the storm outside.
8. When you’re stressed out, stop rowing and float awhile.
9. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, “someone” might ask you to do something really big, like build an Ark.

The Deuce 'Doesn't Ask, Doesn't Tell.'

Before the end of the year The Glorious Leader will sign into law the repeal of "Don't ask, don't tell." Gays will be able to serve openly in the U.S. military without fear of being forcibly discharged.

Spokespersons for the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgendered/Fuckemall organizations have argued for years that gays have served in the military with disctinction and honor since Valley Forge. Maybe. However, it can not be debated that being gay now is just a bit different than it was in 1776.

Still, in light of their claims and in the spirit of tolerance, diversity and yet more tolerance ( because you can't be too tolerant ), perhaps we should revisit American military history and view it in a new light.















Cliches and sterotypes? Maybe. Just remember, stereotypes come into being for a reason.

I don't really care who you love or who you screw. But when you're guarding the perimeter you better be pulling your trigger and not your buddie's pud.

I'm just saying.

Mr. Quarter on the "Tax Cuts"

Last night I listened in complete dumb struck disbelief as Obama made his concession speech on the "compromise" he had reached concerning the "tax cuts." Any thinking person would first recognize that they are not "tax cuts" that were the topic of conversation in Washington yesterday, but TAX INCREASES that were averted. Mr. Obama then went on, ungraciously and without magnanimity, to point out the profound differences in the parties and that the Republicans were simply insisting that they had to have a tax cut for "millionaires and billionaires" that would cost ultimately $700 billion over 10 years. His mendacity is staggering.

First, since when did annual income of $250,000 for couples and $200,000 for single tax payers make them "millionaires and billionaires?" This must be the same mathmatics that allows this fraud to claim that cancelling the scheduled increase in the marginal tax rates is a "Tax Cut."

Second, lets look at the real mathmatics that Obama and the Democrats use. The total estimated federal revenue lost by extending the tax rates for 10 years is $3.7 trillion. Obama and the Democrats are harping and whining that a tax cut for "millionaires and billionaires" that would cost ultimately $700 billion over 10 years. So they are really concerned about the $700 billion lost, but are ok with letting $3 trillion go because that would have to come out of the pockets of the "middle class."

Personally, Mr. Quarter is fed up with the class warfare that is incited and encouraged by the progressives and Democrats. Something on the order of 46% of all tax payers in the US pay NO FEDERAL INCOME TAX AT ALL! How the hell is that fair? How the hell can the federal government continue to take more and more from the pockets of 54% or even the upper 5% and redistribute that money so that half of the population gets a free ride. Time for everyone to wake up and smell the coffee.

The Deuce And The Twelve Days Of Christmas

The Christmas season is upon us, and so I give you, dear reader, a Christmas Carol for our times. May God preserve us.

On the first day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
An unemployment check, for free.

On the second day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the third day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check for free.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Eleven teleprompters,
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Twelve illegals crossing,
Eleven teleprompters,
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free!

God bless us, every one!