Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The Deuce and the D-Bags

D-Bags. We all know them...we all hate them. For your consideration I give you my top ten list of the biggest, most aggravating, most nauseating D-Bags currently infecting our society.
    The metrics to qualify are: Influence on the American culture; Power to exert that influence; Money to spread that influence; utter stupidity, arrogance, hypocrisy and greed; the ability to elicit extreme nausea just by being seen or heard.

    Drum roll....

    NUMBER 10: Debbi Wasserman-Schultz, (D-FL)

    Currently the chair of the Democratic National Committee and Congress critter from Florida's 20th district, Ms. Hyphen makes her Broward County (Ft. Lauderdale and Miami Beach) constituents proud by supporting every far-left hallucination imaginable and at the same time insulting everyone who dares to disagree with her. She's Pro-Choice, pro Palestinian, pro LGBT, a climate change-monger, calls the Tea Party racists, is pro-union and believes a crime committed out of hate is worse than the same crime committed absent hate (cause some people are just special don't you know). 

    NUMBER 9: Bill Maher

    Yes, it's the pasty, doughy vegan who says Christianity is a 'fairy tale' and called Sarah Palin a cunt. The host of HBO's Real Time makes a living mocking faith, conservatives, the second amendment, Catholics and the military. Most obnoxiously, Maher acts like he believes he's the smartest man in America, but I doubt if he's got the technical acumen to change the battery in his vibrating butt-plug.

    NUMBER 8: Michael Bloomberg

    The teeny-meany multi-millionaire Mayor of New York is among the country's worst buttinskys. Can't smoke in New York unless you're inside a four-alarm fire; can't eat sugar within 1000 feet of any school or day care center; can't use coconut oil to pop your popcorn unless you're a Muslim inside a mosque, in which case you can do anything; you can't own a gun in New York; can't donate food to homeless shelters 'cause the city inspectors haven't measured the salt, fat or sugar content. Bloomberg is to the health-nazis what Al Gore is to the climate-nazis. If not for his millions he would be a lunch room monitor at the Manhattan School for Pussies. 

    NUMBER 7: Al Sharpton

    Circles the country like a vulture looking for the next racial incident he can feed on. Made famous by such sordid events as the Tawana Brawley affair, the Crown Heights riot of 1991, and a 1995 arson attack on a Jewish Harlem jeweler that led to 8 deaths. Most currently he's been scavenging on the Trayvon Martin case. Neighbors report seeing Sharpton feeding on road kill near his home.

    NUMBER 6: Al Gore

    Since losing the 2000 presidential election to Bush II, the former Vice President has gotten filthy rich jetting around the world telling everyone the sky is falling. Undefeated heavyweight champion of man-made global warming climate change, Gore has spent the last 12 years scaring the bajeezus out of small children and fools by making movies about polar bears drowning and glaciers melting, and demanding that Americans reduce the size of their 'carbon footprint'...all the while consuming more energy and pumping more carbon into the atmosphere with his jets, limo caravans and mansions than the entire country of Afghanistan. 

    NUMBER 5: Nancy Pelosi

     "We must pass this bill to see what's in it", referring to Obamacare. Still the most moronic excuse for statecraft to ever be uttered in the House of Representatives. Caught lying about when she knew detainees at Gitmo were being water boarded. Tried to manufacture a racial incident by marching through Tea Party protestors arm in arm with Black members of Congress to deliver the Obamacare legislation to the Senate, attempting to equate Obamacare with the Civil Rights Movement. When no incident occurred, had Black members make one up, saying they had been spit upon. Despite numerous videos of the 'march', no evidence of any spitting was ever seen and a $10,000 reward for proof of the spitting went forever unclaimed. The queen of botox and hypocrisy. 

    NUMBER 4: Eric Holder

    The Attorney General has made a mockery of the law by failing to prosecute the New Black Panthers for their voter intimidation; trying to cover up his role in the Fast and Furious scandal that resulted in at least one U.S. Border Patrol agent being murdered by Mexican drug lords using weapons the ATF allowed to be illegally transported into Mexico; described the American people as cowards for not having a national discussion on racism; is suing numerous states for their attempts to stop illegal immigration. And now, Holder has instructed the DOJ to 'review' the so-called 'Stand Your Ground' laws in Florida and other states after the shooting of Trayvon Martin by a man simply trying to defend himself from attack. This guy is racist excrement and the commie version of Jim Crow.

    NUMBER 3: Harry Reid (D-NV)

    The Senate Majority Leader, Harry more than any other politician I can think of is the best argument for forced retirement or term limits. It's not just that he's as big a commie as Obama or Pelosi or Marx, it's his entire personae, or lack thereof. He has the leadership skills of a loogie. Drier than the Nevada desert he comes from,  his speeches on the Senate floor have all the passion of a tumbleweed and display the intellect of a dung beetle.

    NUMBER 2: Barack Obama

    Surprise. You thought he'd be number one, didn't you. The first Communist ever elected to the presidency. You all know his politics. You all know the people he hangs out with. He's the second biggest mistake America has ever made, slavery being the worst. His work towards a communist distopia has done more damage to the U.S. than any enemy, foreign or domestic. His presidency is a nightmare Americans can not wake up from, and may very well not survive if God abandons us and Obama somehow gets a second term.

    NUMBER 1: George Soros

    This is the money man for the far left.  The Center for Responsive Politics reported that during the 2003–2004 election cycle, Soros donated $23,581,000 to various groups dedicated to defeating President Bush. This quote sums up his ideology nicely: "The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States." Obama clearly shares this view. Soros writes the checks, Obama dictates the Soros law. 


    Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader-Ginsburg
    Uber-Homosexual Dan Savage
    Actor Alec Baldwin
    Uber-Lesbian Rosie O'Donnel
    The entire ACLU
    Talking head Keith Olberman
    Actor Sean Penn

    Feel free to offer your own candidates in the comments.