The Christmas season is upon us, and so I give you, dear reader, a Christmas Carol for our times. May God preserve us.
On the first day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
An unemployment check, for free.
On the second day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the third day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Eleven teleprompters,
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Twelve illegals crossing,
Eleven teleprompters,
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free!
God bless us, every one!
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