Friday, February 26, 2010

The Deuce Says "Oops"

I should of known. Even Switzerland is having to deal with unhappy Muslims. Don't you love how Col. Gaddafi has gone hip hop, posing in this picture wearing something from Michael Jackson's Captain Crunch line?When was the last time a happy Muslim was sighted besides 9/11?

While we're talking nut jobs, the MSM is seriously developmentally disabled. "The thinking man's thinking man?" Guffaw! Belly laugh! Puke! Did you hear Gore is now a poet? Clearly Gore is a graduate of the Maya Angelou Center of Poetry, Melodrama and Flab. Here's a sample of Al's verse.

One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun
Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve
Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly
Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning's celebration
Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups
Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung
The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools

My critique? I laughed...I wept...I blew chunks. Gore makes Dr. Seuss look deep.

And finally, more nut jobs provide yet another example of why California is so screwed up. The state is spiraling into bankruptcy, but that's not a big deal! Cussing? Such a violation of human rights is not to be tolerated! Drop an F-bomb and the Governator will come calling to set things right and avert further damage to California's economy, environment, minorities and women.

Watch your back for nut jobs in your neighborhood.

I now return you to reality.

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