According to the U.S. State Department I am no longer a man. I'm not even male ( man and male not necessarily being synonyms ). I've never been so insulted! The Lizard Queen's minions have determined that I am instead Parent One.
Yes, the word 'father' is no longer adequate or appropriate to describe the biological relationship between me and my children. And that is the point. In the Brave New World, you don't have to contribute any DNA and actually produce offspring to be called father or mother. All you have to do is team up with someone of the same sex, conjure up an infant human being by the most expedient means available to you, be it adoption or surrogacy or turkey baster, then go to the nearest federal courthouse and point to your gay or lesbian partner and say, "That's Parent Two, I'm Parent One! Don't ask any embarrassing questions, just give me the passport you fascist bigot!"
If I'm Parent One, what is the new designation of my children? Does my daughter become 'Biological entity One-A, forced by nature to share 50% of Parent One's DNA, but struggling mightily to free itself of Parent One's patriarchal slavery?'
I can't wait to get a Parent One card on Parent One's Day.
The war between boys and female PC "educators" continues. A 13 year old future patriarchal enslaver was arrested and taken to juvie for brandishing an illegal writing utensil in the classroom of an oppressed victim of blubberism. If you can go to jail for wielding a Sharpie in school, why can't WikiLeak's Julian Assange go to jail for publishing thousands of classified documents injurious to U.S. foreign policy? Use a computer, you're a beacon of free speech helping to punish the evil imperialism of America. Use a Sharpie and you're just a punk.
Speaking of a total lack of judgment, best be careful what you say when you're talking about The Glorious Leader. UFC fighter Jacob Volkmann said after his latest victory that he'd like to fight Barack Obama next. Clearly the comment was rhetorical as The Glorious Leader would never have the balls to step into the Octagon against Ann Coulter much less another man, but that didn't stop some oppressed security mom from reporting the comment to big brother necessitating action on the part of the Secret Service.
Volkman said, “The thing is, I got home and I checked my e-mail and I had about 20 e-mails and one of them, one of ladies had actually contacted the FBI and the Secret Service, and she was telling me that she was going to do it.”
I wonder if it was the Sharpie teacher who dropped the dime?
But hey! The weaker sex just keeps on rollin'. Did you know that just one whiff of cigarette smoke mutates your DNA and dooms you to a slow, agonizing death by cancer...or conversely a sudden agonizing death by heart attack? Well, Surgeon General Regina Benjamin knows it and she wants all of us to rush to our local grief counselors to stave off our likely suicides before heading to Walgreen's and getting our Prozac prescription renewed for life.
Professor Michael Siegel of Boston University's School of Public Health, who is not linked to the industry ( tobacco ) said;
"It is simply untrue to assert that brief exposure to secondhand smoke can cause such results," he said. "If there is no safe level of exposure to any carcinogen, that would include exposure to automobile exhaust, the sun's rays, benzene, radon in homes, arsenic in drinking water and many other everyday items."
Clearly smoking is the number one health hazard on the planet for everyone and all smokers should just be shot on sight. The claims the Surgeon General makes are not even attributed to Plutonium, the most toxic substance on Earth.
All four of these stories have women at the center of them. There are many similar stories every day in the popular press, and God knows how many instances of similar events that go unreported. Just for a fleeting moment I get the idea that the 19th Amendment was not such a hot idea.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Mr. Quarter's Thoughts on Life and Noah's Ark
1. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
2. Critics can go pound sand. Trust yourself; you know what’s right.
3. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by pros.
4. Always aim to land on the high ground.
5. Speed isn't always an advantage; remember that turtles boarded the Ark with cheetahs.
7. Woodpeckers inside an Ark are a greater threat than the storm outside.
8. When you’re stressed out, stop rowing and float awhile.
9. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, “someone” might ask you to do something really big, like build an Ark.
2. Critics can go pound sand. Trust yourself; you know what’s right.
3. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by pros.
4. Always aim to land on the high ground.
5. Speed isn't always an advantage; remember that turtles boarded the Ark with cheetahs.
7. Woodpeckers inside an Ark are a greater threat than the storm outside.
8. When you’re stressed out, stop rowing and float awhile.
9. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, “someone” might ask you to do something really big, like build an Ark.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
The Deuce 'Doesn't Ask, Doesn't Tell.'
Before the end of the year The Glorious Leader will sign into law the repeal of "Don't ask, don't tell." Gays will be able to serve openly in the U.S. military without fear of being forcibly discharged.
Spokespersons for the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgendered/Fuckemall organizations have argued for years that gays have served in the military with disctinction and honor since Valley Forge. Maybe. However, it can not be debated that being gay now is just a bit different than it was in 1776.
Still, in light of their claims and in the spirit of tolerance, diversity and yet more tolerance ( because you can't be too tolerant ), perhaps we should revisit American military history and view it in a new light.
Cliches and sterotypes? Maybe. Just remember, stereotypes come into being for a reason.
I don't really care who you love or who you screw. But when you're guarding the perimeter you better be pulling your trigger and not your buddie's pud.
I'm just saying.
Spokespersons for the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgendered/Fuckemall organizations have argued for years that gays have served in the military with disctinction and honor since Valley Forge. Maybe. However, it can not be debated that being gay now is just a bit different than it was in 1776.
Still, in light of their claims and in the spirit of tolerance, diversity and yet more tolerance ( because you can't be too tolerant ), perhaps we should revisit American military history and view it in a new light.
Cliches and sterotypes? Maybe. Just remember, stereotypes come into being for a reason.
I don't really care who you love or who you screw. But when you're guarding the perimeter you better be pulling your trigger and not your buddie's pud.
I'm just saying.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Mr. Quarter on the "Tax Cuts"
Last night I listened in complete dumb struck disbelief as Obama made his concession speech on the "compromise" he had reached concerning the "tax cuts." Any thinking person would first recognize that they are not "tax cuts" that were the topic of conversation in Washington yesterday, but TAX INCREASES that were averted. Mr. Obama then went on, ungraciously and without magnanimity, to point out the profound differences in the parties and that the Republicans were simply insisting that they had to have a tax cut for "millionaires and billionaires" that would cost ultimately $700 billion over 10 years. His mendacity is staggering.
First, since when did annual income of $250,000 for couples and $200,000 for single tax payers make them "millionaires and billionaires?" This must be the same mathmatics that allows this fraud to claim that cancelling the scheduled increase in the marginal tax rates is a "Tax Cut."
Second, lets look at the real mathmatics that Obama and the Democrats use. The total estimated federal revenue lost by extending the tax rates for 10 years is $3.7 trillion. Obama and the Democrats are harping and whining that a tax cut for "millionaires and billionaires" that would cost ultimately $700 billion over 10 years. So they are really concerned about the $700 billion lost, but are ok with letting $3 trillion go because that would have to come out of the pockets of the "middle class."
Personally, Mr. Quarter is fed up with the class warfare that is incited and encouraged by the progressives and Democrats. Something on the order of 46% of all tax payers in the US pay NO FEDERAL INCOME TAX AT ALL! How the hell is that fair? How the hell can the federal government continue to take more and more from the pockets of 54% or even the upper 5% and redistribute that money so that half of the population gets a free ride. Time for everyone to wake up and smell the coffee.
First, since when did annual income of $250,000 for couples and $200,000 for single tax payers make them "millionaires and billionaires?" This must be the same mathmatics that allows this fraud to claim that cancelling the scheduled increase in the marginal tax rates is a "Tax Cut."
Second, lets look at the real mathmatics that Obama and the Democrats use. The total estimated federal revenue lost by extending the tax rates for 10 years is $3.7 trillion. Obama and the Democrats are harping and whining that a tax cut for "millionaires and billionaires" that would cost ultimately $700 billion over 10 years. So they are really concerned about the $700 billion lost, but are ok with letting $3 trillion go because that would have to come out of the pockets of the "middle class."
Personally, Mr. Quarter is fed up with the class warfare that is incited and encouraged by the progressives and Democrats. Something on the order of 46% of all tax payers in the US pay NO FEDERAL INCOME TAX AT ALL! How the hell is that fair? How the hell can the federal government continue to take more and more from the pockets of 54% or even the upper 5% and redistribute that money so that half of the population gets a free ride. Time for everyone to wake up and smell the coffee.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
The Deuce And The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Christmas season is upon us, and so I give you, dear reader, a Christmas Carol for our times. May God preserve us.
On the first day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
An unemployment check, for free.
On the second day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the third day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Eleven teleprompters,
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Twelve illegals crossing,
Eleven teleprompters,
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free!
God bless us, every one!
On the first day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
An unemployment check, for free.
On the second day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the third day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Eleven teleprompters,
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Obama gave to me
Twelve illegals crossing,
Eleven teleprompters,
Ten Russians spying,
Nine gays enlisting,
Eight unions stealing,
Seven carbon credits,
Six bows to Arabs,
Five ground zero mosques,
Four imams plotting,
Three tax cheats,
Two New Black Panthers,
And an unemployment check, for free!
God bless us, every one!
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Mr. Quarter Follows Up - Coming Obama Scandal
I stumbled on this in the NY Post today in an article by Charles Gasparino:
"Execs of the big Wall Street firms, including Goldman, tell me they felt compelled to bail out a failed Chicago bank a few months ago, because of Shorebank's close ties to the president and his senior adviser Valerie Jarrett. Even when the bank went under, the Wall Street money remained in a newly constituted institution that later emerged when the federal government (ie, the taxpayers) took over all the bad debts while the old management went back to the same mission of unprofitable albeit politically correct lending.
Why would some of the most savvy businessmen in America throw good money after bad? Because offending the administration might be suicidal."
Could this be the bud of the banking scandal that insiders are intimating will bring down the Obama administration? Stay tuned.
"Execs of the big Wall Street firms, including Goldman, tell me they felt compelled to bail out a failed Chicago bank a few months ago, because of Shorebank's close ties to the president and his senior adviser Valerie Jarrett. Even when the bank went under, the Wall Street money remained in a newly constituted institution that later emerged when the federal government (ie, the taxpayers) took over all the bad debts while the old management went back to the same mission of unprofitable albeit politically correct lending.
Why would some of the most savvy businessmen in America throw good money after bad? Because offending the administration might be suicidal."
Could this be the bud of the banking scandal that insiders are intimating will bring down the Obama administration? Stay tuned.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Mr. Quarter on the Coming Obama Scandal
In surveying various blogs on the internet, I stumbled upon one that is particularly interesting in that it purports to be in communication with a party identified as "White House Insider" or WHI. Now WHI is from time to time sharing insights into the politics of the moment, stuff that you just don't see in the media. For some time now, WHI has been alluding to a coming scandal in the Obama White House that will bring down the President. The trigger has been the election of a Republican House - the Democrat leadership in congress has apparently been suppressing this for some time and the MSM simply hasn't put the whole story together. So here a few snippets of what may be the outside edges of the scandal - lets watch the news over the next few months and see if this is the where the scandal erupts.
In April 2010, the FDIC shutdown the Broadway Bank of Chicago. A final report was scheduled for prior to the elections, then rescheduled for after the elections, and still hasn't been issued. Obama's campaign has used this bank as a depository for their campaign funds in the past.
Alexi Giannoulis was a VP of the bank, and also ran for the former Obama senate seat this cycle and was defeated. He has long standing connections to Obama politically and as a fund raiser. He has connections to Blogojevich. He was recorded on tape in Blogojevich investigation advocating for Valerie Jarret to be appointed to Obama's former senate seat.
It was claimed that Giannoulis lent substantial sums ($13M) to Tony Rezko for development projects. Giannoulis also lent Obama money to buy his home at discounted rates so that he could afford the payments.
The scandal? Don't know and would only be speculating. However, WHI is suggesting that the scandal will originate in Chicago and that it has a thread that runs through all of the actors mentioned.
We will wait and see.
Other WHI tidbits:
1. Pelosi is P.O.ed at Obama and is willing to do a scorched earth departure from the House. He aim is to torpedo Obama for 2012. She is apparently ticked at having carried the water only be be left swinging in the wind.
2. Pelosi is actively talking to the Clintons about 2012.
3. Sounds a lot like H. Clinton will be making a run at Obama for the 2012 nomination.
4. Democrats that are the politicos are mortified at what they got with Obama and are working to isolate the party from him in anticipation of the coming scandal.
In April 2010, the FDIC shutdown the Broadway Bank of Chicago. A final report was scheduled for prior to the elections, then rescheduled for after the elections, and still hasn't been issued. Obama's campaign has used this bank as a depository for their campaign funds in the past.
Alexi Giannoulis was a VP of the bank, and also ran for the former Obama senate seat this cycle and was defeated. He has long standing connections to Obama politically and as a fund raiser. He has connections to Blogojevich. He was recorded on tape in Blogojevich investigation advocating for Valerie Jarret to be appointed to Obama's former senate seat.
It was claimed that Giannoulis lent substantial sums ($13M) to Tony Rezko for development projects. Giannoulis also lent Obama money to buy his home at discounted rates so that he could afford the payments.
The scandal? Don't know and would only be speculating. However, WHI is suggesting that the scandal will originate in Chicago and that it has a thread that runs through all of the actors mentioned.
We will wait and see.
Other WHI tidbits:
1. Pelosi is P.O.ed at Obama and is willing to do a scorched earth departure from the House. He aim is to torpedo Obama for 2012. She is apparently ticked at having carried the water only be be left swinging in the wind.
2. Pelosi is actively talking to the Clintons about 2012.
3. Sounds a lot like H. Clinton will be making a run at Obama for the 2012 nomination.
4. Democrats that are the politicos are mortified at what they got with Obama and are working to isolate the party from him in anticipation of the coming scandal.
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